no matter where i go, the mosquito mafia come after me.
so, while everyone else is strutting around this renaissance town in the latest scent from dolce and gabbana, or maybe some spicy number by armani, i am doused in the OFF that cassie bought me this week. because i need it. because they find me wherever i am and i have the battle wounds to show for it. (but can you even call it a battle when they get you while you're sleeping? really, it's just unfair...)
my family will appreciate that i woke up last week with one of my eyes half-swollen shut... just like the old days! and then (another family reference) just two days ago they bit the top of my left ear and it swelled up to appear more... well... more like a Pillari ear.
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